"Who is this Phayalvaan, Ashwin??" A lot of my friends asked me this question after seeing my previous post. As I expected the real "Phayalvaan" after reading it, threatened me with dire consequences if I write something about him here. I convinced him that I will change the topic. But if I do that I will not be able to sleep properly at least for the next one month. So for all you guys here's the incident.
2 weeks back. 11 pm
"Sir, it is time for us to close the bar" - A waiter at the Horizon Hotel bar told Vinesh.
"One more peg, please. Last order".
Being a regular customer waiter had no option but to go back and get another peg of JDF brandy.
Naveen George, who came to accompany Vinesh was quite surprised at the way Vinesh was drinking that day . He was quite sure that something was wrong somewhere.
"What is this Vinesh. Why do you drink too much. It is bad for your health. I have told you many times. Why dont you listen to somebody. Your wife was complaining about the same last week".
Vinesh gave a stern look to Naveen with great difficulty as he couldnot even lift his head properly after 5 pegs.
"Did you have a fight with your wife today, Vinesh?"
"No.."
"Any problem with work at office?"
"No.."
"Did Ashwin record any of your conversations with any girl and play that recorded conversation to your wife?"
"Not today"
"If that is the case whats bothering you?"
"I saw Vaaranam Aayiram and Ghajini"
"Oh, were they bad movies??"
"No.. they were really good movies. I saw those movies 3 times already"
"Was that the problem then?"
"Keep Quiet, Let me complete it...After seeing Suriya and Aamir Khan in those movies I am also planning to have a six pack abs"
Naveen couldnot stop laughing. After hearing it Naveen who just had 2 pegs that day, ordered for 2 more pegs.
"What are you planning to do, Vinesh?"
"Well start going to a good gym...appoint a personal trainer...go on strict diet etc etc..."
2 weeks back. 11 pm
"Sir, it is time for us to close the bar" - A waiter at the Horizon Hotel bar told Vinesh.
"One more peg, please. Last order".
Being a regular customer waiter had no option but to go back and get another peg of JDF brandy.
Naveen George, who came to accompany Vinesh was quite surprised at the way Vinesh was drinking that day . He was quite sure that something was wrong somewhere.
"What is this Vinesh. Why do you drink too much. It is bad for your health. I have told you many times. Why dont you listen to somebody. Your wife was complaining about the same last week".
Vinesh gave a stern look to Naveen with great difficulty as he couldnot even lift his head properly after 5 pegs.
"Did you have a fight with your wife today, Vinesh?"
"No.."
"Any problem with work at office?"
"No.."
"Did Ashwin record any of your conversations with any girl and play that recorded conversation to your wife?"
"Not today"
"If that is the case whats bothering you?"
"I saw Vaaranam Aayiram and Ghajini"
"Oh, were they bad movies??"
"No.. they were really good movies. I saw those movies 3 times already"
"Was that the problem then?"
"Keep Quiet, Let me complete it...After seeing Suriya and Aamir Khan in those movies I am also planning to have a six pack abs"
Naveen couldnot stop laughing. After hearing it Naveen who just had 2 pegs that day, ordered for 2 more pegs.
"What are you planning to do, Vinesh?"
"Well start going to a good gym...appoint a personal trainer...go on strict diet etc etc..."
"Does your diet include 5 pegs of JDF every day??"
"It’s not a joke, Naveen. I have made many strong decisions in the past that could not be fulfilled..Thats true...But this time I have taken a stronger decision." (Sounds more like asking KF and KF Strong)
"Fine when are you starting and who is advising you?"
"I already had a discussion with my team mate Lloyd and he had asked me to take push ups & sit ups daily"
"Oh... did you talk to him today, Vinesh"
"No he was on leave today as he cannot stand up after lifting a 30kg barbell in the gym"
"Thats good....I mean..that was bad.When are you starting?"
"From next week itself ..."
After a week:
Naveen calls up Vinesh to check how his first day at the gym was.
"Hello Vinesh, are you in office today"
Naveen was able to hear some funny sounds only.
Smelling something fishy, Naveen calls up Vinesh's wife.
"Soumya...what happened to Vinesh"
"This man asked to me to wake him up at 5 am as he wanted to go to the gym. He went jogging 3kms to his gym and after an hour came back in an ambulance. He is unable to stand, sit or speak. But still every 10 minutes he is asking me to check if he has already got that six packs"
