Monday, November 10, 2008

The Party

“People with similar ideological interests will unite to fulfill one single dream…..”

That led to the rise of the Party. Nothing has ever been written about the Party till date. I was given this ultimate privilege by some senior party leaders to reveal the existence of The Party. The Party has its virtual Headquarters in “Gods Own Country”, Kerala with “Devils Own People” like me as its members and it has roots in other places like Bangalore, US, Dubai etc…

So what does the Party do for the society and for the economic growth of a developing country like India?? - Nothing

Does the party have a name? – Yes, it is called The Party.

Does this party have a motto, a flag, an emblem??? No ..No ..No.

Has the recent global recession hit Party?
No way. Recession in the Party may hit the world but not the other way around

What has the Party done to curb the recession impact –
Kept silent on the matter.

The Party has a High Command and a Politburo (short for Political Bureau, Russian - Politicheskoye Buro). Decisions/orders put forward by the High Command are not adhered to by majority of our members (maybe only by new members and a very few others). Strict orders are given by Politburo to the members for a just for a specified time period only since they know the members very well. Party members are expected to adhere to the rules and regulations of the Party which are written and rewritten many times according to the whims and fancies of senior party leaders.

A Glimpse of Party Disputes:

Mr. Anoop Ramanujam, a senior leader who wants his voice to be heard in the Party forum. But till date he is yet to get recognition for the “self – proclaimed contributions” he made to the party. Whenever he makes such a claim the senior party leaders always questions the genuineness of the claim and most of the time Anoop is given a show cause notice for wasting the senior leader’s time.

Mr Suresh Poothapara Damodaran (also known as Com.PD ) who has made significant contributions to the party and fed up with Anoops claim’s says “Com.Ramanujam has misled others for a long time. He has not taken part in any major or minor revolutionary activities in the party. I request this member to do a small picketing at least”

Last heard Anoop was planning to launch a guerilla attack on PD when he lands from US to India.

So how does someone join the Party??
Well...... You don’t choose the Party, the Party chooses You.

You will know more about the Party and its activities in the coming days.

1 comment:

Name said...

Shornur will repeat!